- We send The New York Times office there and not allow their reporters back in the rest of the world until they learn what happens when they print state secrets in other countries.
- We send Hillery, John Kerry, Howard Dean to teach them tolerence.
- Richard Cohan has to try to convert Iranians to Judism.
- Bill Clinton needs to help Abmerj..(ah who cares how's it's spelled) to pick up women.
- We should hi-jack all broadcast TV and radio to air old Revernd Bill Graham sermons translated into Arabic. (It would be good for all of us to here in English anyway)
- We round up all 11 million illegal aliens and see what happens in Iran.
- If these don't work we can give them nuclear weapons, directly from 30,000 ft from a B-52.
But these won't be adopted. Thanks to the media coverage of Iraq we won't do what needs to be done.